I Need.

Now that school is out for summer, I have more time to think about shopping...

I have a list of things that I am pretty sure that I need.

Not want. Need.

Here they are!

Fit Bit.

This is the coolest thing ever.

It measures how many calories you burn, steps, stairs, distance, clock, stopwatch, sleep schedule. Basically it's the coolest thing I have ever seen... And I need one. I want it so so so bad. I am such a fitness geek. (Totally #1 on my list of needs PS)

Name a girl who doesn't love makeup, and I wouldn't even believe you. 

This is Bobbi Brown, Shimmer Stick- Bronze. 

I hear it looks perfect on anyone. I think this is a need.

Maaji Swimwear-Tsunami Sublime.

I am OBSESSED with this suit. Seriously... just ask Matt... I maybe have told him every day that I love it since the moment I saw it.

Mullet-Maxi Dress.

Holy Moly... The best of both worlds.

Gold eyeliner.

This looks SO pretty, I think I need it.

Home state necklace. 

Home is where the heart is.

Need I say anything?

Run hoodie.

This is pretty much adorable.

Rise&Run Tone It Up tank.

How I love this.

Running Shoes.

I am in desperate need of new runners!

I have a weird issue where my feet tend to go numb during exercise (sometimes just walking).

I want to go to a shoe specialist store where they tell me which shoes are best for me... I hope they're cute.

New Make up bag.

I am in dyer need of a new case.

Anyone want to make me one??

I need these all... But mostly the Fit Bit and running shoes...

And the make up case...

And the Maaji suit... And maybe the dress...

(You get the point)

Sleepy time. (3 hours behind my normal bed time ahhhh!)

xo/Austin

Buying Forgiveness with Humor.

So I know it's been like 3 weeks since I've posted. 

I know I can't just come back after that and expect everyone to forgive me...

You all circle your lives around this blog, I need to remember how important it is for me to post... for my fans... So please, take these awesomely hilarious pictures as my sincerest form of apology. ;]

Childish, yet I giggled.

I have a theory for this.

This is Chad.

He is an aspiring fashion designer.

His problem is that he doesn't have a sewing machine to get started on his line.

He has the genius idea though to get married so he can register for a sewing machine and start on his dream of becoming Canada's Next Top Designer.

After the ceremony he goes to the gifts, finds the sewing machine and runs. 

Paparazzi takes this picture on his way out of town...

[The people in the background are clearly not at all involved with this.]

Pretty sure my theory is right.

Anyone have a better one?

I think this is about 98x funnier than I think anyone else does.

So smooth.

Best coffee pick up line I ever heard was "Did you just stick your finger in my coffee?!" "uh, no." "Well why not? I asked for it extra sweet." That was pretty good... So It's a toss up between these two for coffee pick up lines for me.

Clearly all of my work is in vain.

Best way ever to wake up in the morning!

"the NAKED truth about our WAITRESSES is that they only FLIRT WITH YOU to get a bigger tip."

Best advertising EVER. 

You can't not laugh.

"Happy almost 1 week anniversary."

Dentists are EVIL.

I've always thought this!

"Oh ok, now I won't purposely ram your car?"

Enjoy the laughs. I did :]

Hiatus over,

xo/Austin