So I know it's been like 3 weeks since I've posted.
I know I can't just come back after that and expect everyone to forgive me...
You all circle your lives around this blog, I need to remember how important it is for me to post... for my fans... So please, take these awesomely hilarious pictures as my sincerest form of apology. ;]
Childish, yet I giggled.
I have a theory for this.
This is Chad.
He is an aspiring fashion designer.
His problem is that he doesn't have a sewing machine to get started on his line.
He has the genius idea though to get married so he can register for a sewing machine and start on his dream of becoming Canada's Next Top Designer.
After the ceremony he goes to the gifts, finds the sewing machine and runs.
Paparazzi takes this picture on his way out of town...
[The people in the background are clearly not at all involved with this.]
Pretty sure my theory is right.
Anyone have a better one?
I think this is about 98x funnier than I think anyone else does.
So smooth.
Best coffee pick up line I ever heard was "Did you just stick your finger in my coffee?!" "uh, no." "Well why not? I asked for it extra sweet." That was pretty good... So It's a toss up between these two for coffee pick up lines for me.
Clearly all of my work is in vain.
Best way ever to wake up in the morning!
"the NAKED truth about our WAITRESSES is that they only FLIRT WITH YOU to get a bigger tip."
Best advertising EVER.
You can't not laugh.
"Happy almost 1 week anniversary."
Dentists are EVIL.
I've always thought this!
"Oh ok, now I won't purposely ram your car?"
Enjoy the laughs. I did :]
Hiatus over,
xo/Austin
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